1. Who made this website?
2. Why did you just do that?
I’m sorry, I just can’t help myself.
3. Is this your first polygraph?
It’s my first one today, yes.
4. Have you no shame?
It comes and goes.
5. You look like you can do a ton of push ups.
That seems like more of a statement. . .
6. New phone, who dis?
* sends nude *