1. What is that thing?
It’s a fur blanket, but it’s folded weird.
2. Why did you just do that?
I’m sorry, I just can’t help myself.
3. Can we facetime later?
Can I answer your question with another question?
4. Who made this website?
5. You look like you can do a ton of push ups.
That seems like more of a statement. . .
6. Give me one reason not to tell your parents about this
My old friend George Washington *winks* asks you to keep this on the DL
7. What’s your favorite meme?